What's on our Office Christmas Tree
I used to work at a large firm in New York. Then I worked at a large firm in Toronto. At both of them, junior lawyers were referred to as deal monkeys. "Send in the chimps!" was the rallying cry for every big fee deal we did.
Now you, too can have big firm leverage by buying your own chimps at Archie Macphee, too. They don't do research, but they still bill at a premium rate.